Big fat stars club
Clearly, stars is not the s word I wanted to use.
Clearly, you aren’t being catfished if a big bird (also not the b word I wanted to use) shows up to your door and you knowingly clicked an ad that says Big Fat Star*
Clearly, I don’t respect myself and you shouldn’t either.
Clearly, fat stars come with fat assets (not the a word I wanted to use) and need fat ducks (not the d word I wanted to use) to ride, so please be nice and hung.